i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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