BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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