its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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