Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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