Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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