walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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