did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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