She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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