Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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