he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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