Do vagina's smell?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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