If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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