please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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