oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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