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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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