Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
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This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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