uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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