bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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