I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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