Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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