when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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