I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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