it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
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Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..