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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.

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(334): View more from Alabama

you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?

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(303): View more from Colorado

you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.

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and I must say, you were very persuasive

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(205): View more from Alabama

Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious

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(314): View more from Missouri

It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.

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(574): View more from Indiana

It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.

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