He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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