Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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