can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
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I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
What a dumb baby whore.
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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