Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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