Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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