If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
