this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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