Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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