it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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