If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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