Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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