plz talk dirty to me
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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