I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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