I can tuck mytits in my pants
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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