I hate your face
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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