But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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