Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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