Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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