The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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