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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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