He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
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well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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