the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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