So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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