yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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