grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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