that's an acceptable place to lick
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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