): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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being pregnant is like rehab
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"