I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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