We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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