you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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