There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
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I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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