um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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