Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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