I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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