PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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