I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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