Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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