How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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